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For each pairing, chose who you think would win in a fight.
If you'd like, explain how you chose the victor.
1."Batshit" Bellatrix LeStrange vs. Narcissa "Not a Sissy" Malfoy - Bellatrix is bad ass and batshit crazy! She reminds me of Katinkanavata whatever from Zoolander. Shmeared red lipstick with a penchant for blood. I feel like Narcissa would get fussy if her hair came undone.
2. Remus "Moony" Lupin vs. Fenrir "Will Eat Your Children" Greyback - Although Fenrir will pour some ketchup on you before feasting on you, Moony has got the brains. Let's hope wits ftw.
3. Gilderoy "Blonde Ambition" Lockhart vs Ludo "The Wasp" Bagman - Gilderoy can't even handle pixies, even if they were freshly picked.
4. Severus "Don't Call Me Snivellus" Snape vs "Seriously" Sirius Black - Can't you picture Sirius running straight towards Severus with his wand in the air and then Severus just standing there... Then at the last moment steps aside and Sirius falls. Then Snape would AK him. (after they made sweet love :P j/k)
5. Neville "Stubefy" Longbottom vs Peter "Pathetically Pitiful" Pettigrew
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For each pairing, chose who you think would win in a fight.
If you'd like, explain how you chose the victor.
1."Batshit" Bellatrix LeStrange vs. Narcissa "Not a Sissy" Malfoy - Bellatrix is bad ass and batshit crazy! She reminds me of Katinkanavata whatever from Zoolander. Shmeared red lipstick with a penchant for blood. I feel like Narcissa would get fussy if her hair came undone.
2. Remus "Moony" Lupin vs. Fenrir "Will Eat Your Children" Greyback - Although Fenrir will pour some ketchup on you before feasting on you, Moony has got the brains. Let's hope wits ftw.
3. Gilderoy "Blonde Ambition" Lockhart vs Ludo "The Wasp" Bagman - Gilderoy can't even handle pixies, even if they were freshly picked.
4. Severus "Don't Call Me Snivellus" Snape vs "Seriously" Sirius Black - Can't you picture Sirius running straight towards Severus with his wand in the air and then Severus just standing there... Then at the last moment steps aside and Sirius falls. Then Snape would AK him. (after they made sweet love :P j/k)
5. Neville "Stubefy" Longbottom vs Peter "Pathetically Pitiful" Pettigrew
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Date: 2007-04-13 08:09 am (UTC)Longbottom vs Pettigrew... yup, Neville might be clumsy but he has guts.
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Date: 2007-04-13 08:20 am (UTC)I just had a mental image of Lupin blasting some spells at Greyback then biting into a chocolate bar and then spitting it at dead!Greyback
Longbottom might kill Pettigrew by accident :P lol
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Date: 2007-04-13 08:22 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-04-13 06:30 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-04-13 08:14 am (UTC)2 Lupin
3 Lockhart. He'd be so stupid he'd win with it.
4 Severus. Sirius shits me to tears.
5 Neville. He's got hardcore in there...
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Date: 2007-04-13 06:31 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-04-13 10:31 am (UTC)Mwaha, #4 made me laugh, I could see it happening XD
4. Severus "Don't Call Me Snivellus" Snape vs "Seriously" Sirius Black
Date: 2007-04-13 10:48 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-04-13 12:33 pm (UTC)That has to be the best one. Although how would they shag when Sirius' is dead? *thinks* Oohh, kinky Severus ~.^
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Date: 2007-04-13 06:36 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-04-13 01:24 pm (UTC)1. Narcissa. Just because I don't like either of them, I predict that Narcissa will say, "OH I HAVE SOMETHING IN MY EYE, PLS HELP, DEAR SIS," entangle Bellatrix in her gorgeous blonde flowy hair, strangle her, and then spend the rest of her life muttering to herself and knitting woollies.
2. Remus Lupin because I loffs him. Oh, a real reason? Because the Good always wins over Teh Evil. 1 million fairy tales & folklore can't be wrong! Also Fenrir is a sucker for an enticing piece of roast and oops, never noticed the tripwire.
3. Gilderoy, because Ludo will kill himself out if he has to listen to one more It's All About Me story.
4. Severus & Sirius - a Draw. Lots of time will be spent hurling insults. More time will be spent crying angry tears. Even more time will be spent nursing mugs in The Three Broomsticks. 10 seconds will be spent wondering How did we get into this bed together? and four days will be spent working all that out.
5. Neville. Not only because he's a hidden hero, but because one of his army of plants (of which he never leaves home without) has the ability to Forcify!Animagus and when Peter is back in rat form, he's toast.
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Date: 2007-04-13 06:38 pm (UTC)heehee oh snack
I'm so mean to Neville. I can see Peter transforming into a rat and Neville accidentally falling on Peter, killing him. lol
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Date: 2007-04-13 02:42 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-04-13 06:38 pm (UTC)160 or something...
too excited
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Date: 2007-04-13 08:34 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-04-14 04:36 am (UTC)so what if he has a gambling problem? that ain't nothin' compared to what Lockhart did. haha.
i'm VERY pissed off that Ludo was cut from GOF. :( i would have crushed on him HARD. :P (not that i don't already)
anyway..yeah. :P
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Date: 2007-04-14 05:41 pm (UTC)maybe he will be in this movie... as he's supposed to, right? I haven't reread ootp in over a year :x
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Date: 2007-04-15 03:37 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-04-15 05:27 am (UTC)Baby, what you can do on photoshop (I'm assuming you use photoshop here, by the way) is way cooler than writing! *hugs*
Heheh, your man/bird OTP one cracked me up (sorry, I don't know who the guy is *facepalm*), and Kirsten Dunst is really pretty! ♥
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Date: 2007-04-15 05:30 am (UTC)I don't know bout that! I would much rather write amazing fanfic or ever be able to make some fanart. Grass is always greener syndrome :D
I am guilty of doing OTP icons of almost anything... the more ridic the better.
The guy is Stephen Colbert - he has a fake news show on Comedy Central (and his own ice cream flavor!)
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Date: 2007-04-15 12:30 pm (UTC)Thunk, as my jaw hits the floor.
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Date: 2007-04-15 06:59 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-04-16 03:27 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-04-16 07:42 pm (UTC)